SCREENED AND URGENT
[Puts on his 'I'm a gentleman' voice, his 'I'm your answers to everything' voice.] Oh, absolutely! I live to serve! It would give me the greatest pleasure to know I'm helping my fellow man in such a way! [Ugh, that almost made him vomit.]
You just tell me where you are and I'll be there with a set of arms and a willing heart.