[The Twenty-fifth Day] Good morning, criminals! It is advisable to avoid the Sector 4 dolphin observatory deck, as we are currently in the process of renovating it to include a beach, with genuine, guaranteed-clean sand and exotic palm trees where you can enjoy the water along with the dolphins. This process is resulting in a great deal of turmoil.
This system is also undergoing the seasonal change undertaking. Please be patient as non-automated system processes may slow during this time.