[He's heading for the door now, pulling her in front of him so that an arm can sweep over her shoulders protectively and hopefully obscure her from Haruhi's view.]
What does it look like? I'm getting you out of here.
[He smirks down at her.]
Unless you would rather continue tempting all the guys.
[...I know I'm not the only one having a difficult time NOT staring at you breas--uh... birthmark.]