[The VERSUS screen pops up as both characters are selected, showing the two warriors ready for combat! And then the level loads up: a pet shop, with all the animals screeching and running around in their cages. The characters both appear, doing their little introductory poses. Now just a few more seconds til the announcer starts the match.]
Well, I didn't kill anyone or anything! I guess I'm here for trespassing and contempt of court mostly, even though I had Nick pay the bail for that. But there are lots of people here like that.
[She grabs the joystick and hovers her hands over those buttons, ready for the action!]