Otani... argh, he drives me crazy! He's this shrimp in our class who's way smaller than all the other guys, so he takes it out on me by ragging on me for being so tall. Like it's my fault he looks tiny beside me! We always end up hanging out together 'cause he's friends with my best friend's boyfriend and our teacher likes sticking us together for projects and things, and everyone either calls us All Hanshin-Kyojin because we're like that one comedy team or assumes we're dating, which is such a laugh. He's made it quite clear he wouldn't date Jumbo-gal, and I don't care!
[Her face is bright red with fury by the time she finishes.]