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No way, you've got it all wrong! There's no way a guy like me's suited for jail life. This fragile mind, this youthful body, by sentencing me here you've guaranteed the loss of my wide-eyed innocence, tearing away the one joy many young girls had been anxiously waiting for since I hit puberty!
Please, Oh Great Prison Robot of the Future, grant me sweet freedom!!
[ Those in the area will take note that their newest resident is appealing his case to a trash bot. ]