Kefka Palazzo (magiclown) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2010-04-01 02:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | amaterasu, chuck bartowski, cielo, ioryogi, jennifer shibuya, kefka palazzo, road kamelot, willow rosenberg |
Video/Audio
What is this!? A restraint!? Why, I can’t even prepare properly with this barbaric thing around my leg! A court mage has to look good, proper, and wonderful! I hate this place! [Despite it all, cackles like a madman. Suddenly he has become aware that this thing is recording him. Well, hello, he’ll be picking you up now and staring into the video screen.]
Hello!? Is this Marina Asylum!? Let me introduce you to your new Lord and Master! I am Kefka, God of Magic, and supreme ruler of all! You will all bow down to me or perish! Horribly, at that! [Laugh] Now, watch as I use magic to get rid of this awful, tasteless bracelet on my leg. [Another laugh as he wiggles his fingers at the device, expecting something to happen… finding that nothing does.
Now he’s really not happy. And he certainly is quick to show it.] Augh!! What is this trickery? Oh, I see, my magic doesn’t work here, does it? Well, fine, I have another brand of magic I can use to get myself out of here! Watch as I gnaw off my leg and free myself from these shackles! Do not fret, worthless meat bags, I am a God after all, so I will easily be able to regenerate. [There’s that whooping cackle again before the feed turns off.
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Sometime later…
It turns on again, though instead this time it’s an audio only. There’s quite a bit of hollering on the other end.] FOOLS!!! No!!! I’m almost done; get your filthy, cold hands off of me you ingrates! How dare you touch me! I’m going to kill every one of you!!! And your family! AUGH! I can still taste skin on my teeth!!! [Shriek, laugh, and it cuts out.
If you dare, he’ll be in the medical ward, still restrained, and heavily guarded the next time a feed is open.]