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Hello. Testing. Testing. One. Two. Three. Is this thing on? [Yes, he knows it's on, but this is what a human would say, isn't it?]
I seem to be all human-shaped. How dismal. And why is one leg so much heavier than the other? [Peers down.]
Oh, look. A ball and chain.
I guess I'm not the only one who likes to play dress up. [In a sing-song voice] Oh, warden, I think you forgot my striped pajamas. Or should it be an orange jumpsuit? Which do you think would work better with my complexion?
Now, who wants to be a dear and bake a cake with a chisel in it for me?