[private]
I'm his master because he's my butler. It's impossible for him to act on his own entirely, sometimes if it's related to something I need he will; but, other than that he won't do anything. He's on a tight leash. I'll be sternly reprimanding him for telling anyone anything about us and if I find out you say anything -- I'll most definitely hunt you down.
[Wait. Why is he telling her all this? What... what's wrong with him?]