[Voice]
So! I'm in a brand new place with brand new people and I've heard some interesting things about everyone so far.
That being said, I really would like a chance to meet everyone and get to know them on a personal level. So in order to do this...
KINDLY HAND OVER YOUR MONEY!
This will allow me to both meet each of you as you donate to me and allow me to meet everyone later. It's a foolproof idea that is best for all, don't you think?