Haruhi Suzumiya (shutupandstrip) wrote in marinasylum, @ 2010-02-12 08:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | haruhi suzumiya, kobato hanato, maya fey, neil dylandy, tatewaki kunou, tear grants, the master |
[Video]
[You may hear the sounds of someone tapping on the communicator.]
[The screen is black for a moment and you can hear fabric rustling on the other end.]
Ugh! How does this thing even work?
[Hey, now there's a little light to the picture but mostly the color blue...but it's slowly panning out. Slowly...Slowly...until. Yes. There is a girl. And a face. A very large face filling the screen of your video.]
Is this someone's idea of a joke?
Jail? REALLY? I'm not even sixteen yet! You seriously think I'd believe I've done something deserving of jail? Are you stupid?
These charges are absolutely hilarious though! Who came up with these?
Extortion? Blackmail? When have I ever? What would I need to extort anyway?
Ignoring the laws of nature? How can I ignore them? Sure, it would be cool to make some changes to how things work but ignoring them isn't going to do anything!
Altering timelines? Do I really even need to address this? Really? Ah! If only! I'd totally go back to last week when I got that stomach ache from eating too much of Miruku's cookies and not eat them. I couldn't move for like two hours that night!
Destruction and Recreation of Earth. [Dissolves into giggles] You would think I'd remember that.
Okay! Really. Joke's over. You can come out now, it was fun for like the first five minutes. I have some very important things to get done today.