[private]
[...except Kakashi's a little embarrassed about that porn. It won't be for a few more years that he realizes the sheer joy of reading them out in public. But for now? His porn will stay right where it is -- a dirty little secret, hidden between some kunai and shuriken in his utility pack. No one needs to know about it. Really.
Kakashi looks at Sasuke's pinched expression -- at the tightness of his eyebrows, the set of his jaw, and those cute little kitty ears all flattened and angry and pressed down against his head. Which probably isn't good, because Kakashi doesn't know anyone else he can trust in this place. And he probably should find some way to not make Sasuke angry at him. Though with the kind of resigned expression he has on his face, Kakashi gets the feeling that somehow Sasuke is... used to this from him. ]
Hey, it's just a joke.
[ He says lightly, and maybe it's some kind of... apology of sorts? ]
Lighten up a bit. You look like you've got a stormcloud over your head, Sasuke-kun.
[ And yeah, this sucks. Being in some weird prison, and Kakashi sure as hell doesn't want to be here right now. But if he can find some way out of here, having help and working in a team will be much better than doing it alone. ]