[very loud voice, action || open]
WAAA-HAAAAA!!! GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF!!
[And here is the sound of the kitchen falling apart as Kuzco flails about, arms, legs, everything moving this way and that. Though the bots are doing a pretty good job at cleaning the place up there's quickly another mess left behind once Kuzco hits a counter top or something, even falls over flat on his butt.
There. Are fuzzy things. On his head. Do you understand the situation!?]