Re: ...I don't even know. Please excuse the drunk.
Ahaha! Well, I take it you're probably like the rest of us before the Amanto invaded, haha! I know how you feel!
[He begins explaining.]
Well you see, there's life on other planets. The Amanto are extraterrestrial beings, and, haha, a lot of us aren't very fond of them for taking over Edo. There was a big fight, and... Well, it didn't turn out to well for those of us on Earth. So, I had an idea, you see!
You of all people probably understand that it's not war or ideas that move people- It's profit. So, I started a business where we buy and sell things throughout the galaxy- The easiest way to keep peace among planets is through economic diplomacy. I'm helping my country out that way, haha! You can always lose money and get it back but it doesn't work that way with life, you know? Haha.