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[he sighs, placing his head into his hands]
That was too easy. It wasn't even fun.
[he looks back up at her and rolls his eyes]
Look, stop crying. I did not actually say anything untrue, there are murderers here, but they are pretty nice all considered.
[he'd watched his brother make others break down before, but he really didn't get the same rush trying it out on someone else]
Listen, we had a beach party a couple days ago. It will be just like your insipid human college experience, except you will spend less of it drunk. Look at you, you are an adult. I am just some kid you have never met. Stop it.