[There weren't too many people in the common room that evening; the few that wandered in usually stayed just long enough to realize the television set had been jacked, that something awful was playing on the screen, and that the two teens showed no signs of moving anytime soon. They left soon after.]
[Zatanna accepts a handful of popcorn, eyes glued to the tranwreck already flashing before them. No, literally. A giant train was crashing, full of badly-timed explosions and screams that didn't quite match with the faces making them.]
You might want to hold that thought until the movie's over.
I heard they had to invent a new letter to label just how bad this was.