I pick them up for everyone eventually. [Shrug.] Sass suits you. You're like the least sassy person I know. [So of course it makes perfect sense to call you that.]
What are you hiding for? It's not like you can't like how you look. It's not like you're naked. There's no reason to be so shy about your body. Just think about it, a nice gold chain around your waist would show off your curves, because girl you've sure got some. And a little color wouldn't make you look so pale. A bit of red on those lips would look really good right now.