wow rude
[if PM shows ANY SIGN of glancing in AR's direction as he begins to inhale his bacon, or even if she doesn't, WV SEIZES UPON THIS MOMENT as his Big Chance.]
[AR pounces, and he immediately whirls around and FLEES for the doorway, skidding on the hall floor and leaping into the bedroom, and making a dive for the bed.]
[he shoves his paw under the pillow and grabs the ring. YOINK]