I admit that I know relatively little about romance, but why are you trying to apply your own species' culture to mine? You do not even know what I am.
A rival is not a romantic pursuit! I intend to kill my brother if I ever get out of here- not- Ugh.
What exactly is a quadrant?
[Pauses, too] Did you really just wonder why a jail is not cultured enough for you?
[Can you possibly even imagine them calming each other down in any way, shape, or form?]