[karkat aint scurred fite him video forever]
[This look? One that is unimpressed.]
Oh, I'm just fucking quaking in my stupid shoes. This is totally terrifying compared to watching oh I don't fucking know, all my goddamn idiot friends maim and kill each other. Shit, buckle the fuck up Vantas, this has nothing on calming an murderous clown retard down.
Look, chucklenuts, black flirtations aside, not interested, sorry. I honestly don't think you'd be a suitable rival, it just comes off like you're trying way to fucking hard for blackrom.
[Rejected, uwu... BUT IF CAIN IS HAVING QUADRANT ISSUES AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY...]