not everything is gonna be the way you think it ought to be;
Look, I know I'm not like, Dr. Phil or anything. And if you want me to be real, I kind of think you two are retarded for each other. Maybe not in the best way but, you know. [ shrug. this is awkward. ] You deserve at least a little happy, even if it's kind of rough on you.
[ okay now that that's out of her system, faith gets back to the meat. the good stuff. battle talk! ]
Why do you get to have all the fun? Well, except the kid part. I'll pass on that.