Oh, it's a cure-all that traveling salesmen sell out of the backs of wagons or from carts. Some of it's based on actual medicine, but most of it's a mix of God knows what. [ grins ] Nothin' like the treatments they've got here, of course.
[ holds out his trusty marker, and offers his right arm ] Want t'sign my cast? [ he's actually enjoying this part of the healing process ]