[ Hey, we can divert here and there. Like... oh... how's your sex life? We can talk about that afterward. ]
How flattering. To think I could cause such an effect.
[ A small smirk as he considers this, taking the time to adjust his glasses. ]
I have though I had no way to confirm it for myself. After all.
[ His fingers remain on the nosepiece of his glasses but drift over the hair covering his right eye. They barely brush the strands away however to reveal a white medical eyepatch in place of his glass eye. ]