Yikes! [He had nowhere to go but flat on the ground. He did his best to do just that, but the blades tore a bit into his shirt and across his chest.
Well, fuck... that hurt like hell.]
Damn it! You need to learn to take a bit of ribbing, huh? [He scrambled back to his feet, clutching a hand over the new wound and breathing hard.] It's not like I was bein' mean or something.