[She laughs, flashing him a smile.] No, but you'd like that to be part of the story, wouldn't you.
Broke my leg boarding in three places when at a small meet up at a fancy french ski resort. Got carried away with free style, ended up spending twelve hours in Emerg. I don't speak a lick of french, it was totally fun. Oh, speaking of things... you been served any hospital grub? [She knows she's supposed to be shutting you up by talking, but she's curious.] Or are you not allowed to eat yet?