No fucking way. If we fought we both know you'd win, you're fucking great with your quadrants which isn't fucking fair at all, and just shut up. I'm a shittier troll than you because shut up. That's why: shut up.
I am far from desirable. Desirable and I are in two whole different frothy universes. Desirable is a huge fucking douchebag running around protesting the equality of trolls in a whole different universe than me. Whereas I am sitting here in undesirable land, bulgebrain.