[It only takes a second and a popcorn box and popcorn to the face before he's scrambling up after him, not even bothering to bitch at him for getting gross popcorn all over him. Instead he has to move quick to grab a hold of his shirt and yank him back with all his might.
That sure is a defeated look.]
Shit, alright, I'm a huge ragey asshole who shouldn't even have friends because holy fuck I am a douchebag that says stupid shit. You know, just...
[He looks hesitant as if trying to get the courage to do or say something before he seems to give up.]
I'm this gigantic fuckstick for brains, that doesn't realize you're a way better friend than I deserve because I'm too caught up in being stupid. I'm fucking sorry, alright?
[He has popcorn in his hair and on his shirt too, so he looks like a fucking fool.]