[huffing a little, but there's only so mad he can be. You're lucky you're Allen.] Flattered to be the sidekick? Not especially.
Maybe I should start calling her "Master". [slightly bitter, because honestly.] If she's going to run my entire life and take over my bed I may as well sidestep all the unnecessary over-protectiveness.
[go ahead, make a snarky bed-sharing comment. He dares you.]