Yours are probably just as creepy. Humans...way weirder than vampires. At least they've got an excuse. [She purses her lips, taking a moment to consider it.] Okay, well you know he was Romanian or Transylvanian or whatever and he could do the turning to mist, wolves and bats thing, plus I staked him twice and he still didn't die. Also there was the whole thrall thing. Anyway...gypsy magic. Not the standard vampire package. I guess he was all chock full of magic before he got bit.