[Buffy purses her lips, wiggling them back and forth before she speaks.] Some of the things he gets right and a lot of the vampires here are different, but the ones from my world drink blood. I think that part is pretty constant. They can't go out in daylight, which is null and void here 'cause the daylight isn't real daylight. Crosses, definitely a hot point. So is holy water along with the immortality thing and the nearly indestructible thing. They don't like fire. Beheading kills almost everything and stakes to the heart, ding dong the vampire is dead.
[She shifts a little.] Now the things he got wrong, they don't shift into animals or bat or wolves or...teddy bears. They don't sleep in dirt or coffins and water so isn't a problem. I mean...there was Dracula but Angel and Spike swear that's all gypsy magic.
Oh! My vamps, sometimes when they're really, really, really old their hands and feet get all cloven-hoof like. But, like I said, different kinds of vamps here so...different strokes.