lol yeah!
Because what if people had panicked! And tried to run all over! And someone fell and got hurt! That's how! [All rhetorical questions, really. She wasn't looking for those kinds of answers.] It was a really really mean thing to do! And you made everything smell bad, and people got really upset because they thought things were going to be blown up and they might get hurt!
Do you know we have someone living in the headquarters? What if he'd been injured?!