[Oh God why are you even putting these thoughts into his head. This is terrible. This is a thing that Shall Not Be Spoken Of and he'd really rather pretend this whole conversation isn't happening but it's Miwako and she's upset and he can't just--
Shit. Why does this always happen.]
O-of course it would! I couldn't-- I mean, I wouldn't--!
[Read: He'd rather die than snog another dude. Yep.]