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[ Have a literal PARTY blow up in your video feed, newface! Complete with flags, confetti, laser lights, music, and maybe the happiest man in a poncho and sombrero to ever grace the network. ]
Welcome! Welcome to Marina, where the Warden can grant you your every wish!
[ And because he's a troll like that, text at the bottom of the fed scrolls past: POSSESSION OF DEADLY WEAPONS, ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTS AND DEMANDS FOR FREEDOM DO NOT APPLY. ]