[Like clockwork! But fret not, your trusted crew mate has a solution... or. Well. Semi-good news that could potentially land both of you in very deep trouble.]
I'm not sure how it works, but the shitty warden brings in new people every four days. So the best way to find a way back would be to figure out how the hell we're brought here in the first place. [Grin. You're going to like this.] Furthermore... someone here is planning a barbeque.