I guess you don't get Shinjuku cable on a pirate ship or anything. Um, it's like, you have a box that runs on electricity and it shows images and plays sounds from recorded entertainment, like, [...she mimics explosion noises] "Nooo, Tachiga-sama!" But then Tachiga-san dies tragically and his lover has to go to his funeral in a black kimono, only the terrorists show up at the funeral too ad then she has to whip out her ninja stars from her thigh holster to fight them...