[ His back hits the counter. The time for eventually is now. ]
WV, WV... this is not a matter of which I can describe to you ... or for that matter, PM. [ His eyes perk up, as if remembering something. ] ... If such a matter were to exist, of course!
[ Such a matter - that is of course not real - is highly embarrassing, petty, and extremely personal. But that implies that the matter is real, which we all know it is not. Definitely. ] Please, please if you could... just point out my unpleasant behavior. The specifics, I will be sure to remedy these things at once. I do not wish to be a burden or... or make you two uncomfortable.