[ A night's event, ruined. Ruined completely. There is no way he can possibly enjoy this bacon now. Well, he definitely could enjoy it, but not to the same level he could have before this entire catastrophe occurred. ]
[ So of course he does the only sensible thing: eating the bacon in record time to hide any and all evidence of his recent deeds. Of course it's not any and all evidence, but any and all remaining, tangible evidence that could be used against him in the court of law any future conversations. ]
[ He pretends to tidy up, stealing glances at WV and PM as he waits for them to leave before he goes back to eating his ba- ]