It was horrible! The perpetrators were swiftly apprehended, and not long after, PM relayed to me that they had been suffering from some sort of sickness and were deeply apologetic, but the damage had been done.
They broke through our bedroom window as we slept! I was seized, and savaged most cruelly, but PM saved my life.
[he pushes back the sleeve of the Snuggie he's wearing and holds his forearm up to the camera so that York can see the long, shallow, trenchlike scar running up that plate of his carapace]