I present to thee, not one but two innocent passer-bys, practically begging to be pummeled with crystalline precipitation! Be warned though, retaliation is indeed a guarantee (one more violently than the other) but shouldst thou be in need of extra cannon fodder, every man has his price...
Have at thee!]
[ooc: both Aidan (this journal) and Helix (bluemoondog are up for grabs here - Aidan is especially easy to recruit for your team so if you need some extra fire power this is where you go! Please specify which boy you're assaulting!]