MWHAHAHA - I mean, um, Hi :D [video] [Ah, it is that time of isn't it? The insurgence of the new. He just finished making himself tea and was sitting at his dining table in his home, and beside him, sipping from a tiny bowl of water, was a bright green bird.
So, Jack, have an 'elf' for lack of a better term looking back at you on the communicator - and yes, there will be a bunch of shiny gold and red jewels on his long ears.]
The Asylum is not quite so large as you think, though from ground level it would seem so. I assume you must be starting in the Shelter, am I right?
[And yeah, his voice does not help determine his sex - at all. It's more musical and androgynous than anything.]