[Agreed that it wasn't a good match, neither of them really helped the other and while most love to blame Eridan, Karkat's mun blames them both and could go on about it for hours and paragraphs but instead...
Arms cross and Karkat gives off a scoff, still moronic Eridan... He's still a step away from flipping off the deep end again, but he's slowly calming down.]
That sounds completely and utterly fucked up and stupid. Wow, you have not gotten any less dumb since I last spoke to you. But yeah, I guess I'll have to fucking meet him some time if I ever get out of this goddamn ball and chain, I am about to flip so much shit bananacreatures will be staring in awe! AUGH.