She's not- [Oh HELL. Give him a moment, he needs to bury his face in his hands and reflect on his idiocy. Once he's taken a moment to stew in pure dumbass, he pulls his hands away.]
That was my bloody plan, as it wasn't exactly a decision. She followed me here and asked me for a favor. And no, that favor had nothing to do with kissing her. It was rather incidental.