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Nineteen, is it? You look like a perfectly healthy young sir to me. Nothing wrong with indulging yourself every now and then. [ if you catch his drift. ]
But, not to worry! Your innocence is still in tact. ... Granted, you truly didn't steal a Perso-fucking-whatever-it-was-you-called-it. The warden will whisk someone here for taking a shit, I'm quite sure of it.