[What the hell is this girl even talking about? Who is--no, wait. Of course she must be talking about Itachi, right? Who else do they have in common?
No, wait. Since when is Itachi still--? Fuck. His head hurts way too much for this shit right now. But it's hard to think of an instance in which kittens would be bad, so he'll offer his uncertain congratulations, taking a deep breath to steady himself as he sits up.]