[at the spa]
[AND HERE'S WV, strolling in like it ain't no thing, dressed in his hoodie because he doesn't have any spa-appropriate attire. He smiles cheerfully at all present, blissfully unaware that there might be any problem with his presence, and meanders over to examine the robes. They all look to big for him, but maybe...?]
This is the appropriate garment for this sort of occasion?
[he pulls out a couple, holding them up. Nope, all too long.]