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Yes, hello, I'm the Doctor, unless you're looking for a different Doctor, only it sounds as though you're looking for me, and really, this is bad, this is very, very bad, because I haven't met you yet, and honestly, I'm starting to wonder if all of this is a bad dream and the universe is imploding while I'm taking an unintentional nap.
[ooc: I'm hiatus, so I may be spotty replying. I hope that's okay.]