... [There goes the hood twitching again as his ears fall back to indicate his lack of amusement here.]
What are you guys? Order of the Annoyingly Sarcastic? [Seriously. He wasn't even being that much of a jerk this time.]
[Grumbling to himself as he takes a bite of his sandwich. The posture and stiff way you walk is a little strange.] You got training wheels under there or something?
[Cause your robes cover your legs... he can't tell if they're new appendages or not. NOT THAT HE WAS OOGLING YOU OR ANYTHING...]