[PM would appreciate AR's efforts, if she knew why he was moving her bag around so much. In the meantime, she nods in agreement with WV's question and listens carefully to AR's legal advice. While poking the ham with a meat thermometer.] Yes, this is really a strange situation. It is not at all like the love advice column that Nepeta ran while she was here.
But I do know the identity of the person who sent them, so there is less danger. After all, if their motives prove to be malicious, then AR and I can punish them.