[ oh god this is getting so complicated... all she wanted was a kitten, man. assuming this is shortly after Shinji's comment. ]
I-I'm sorry, that is a lie, too! Uhm- You see, I got a cat, and he's very cute and his name is now Dorian, and so I posted a video of him a little while ago, but then this boy said "Why are you doing that?! Don't you know there are murderers and animal abusers here?! Don't broadcast him all over the place! You're scaring him!" and so I was afraid the cat burglars would try to steal Dorian and hurt him, I made another post telling the bad guys that I didn't actually have a cat so that they would think I was just kidding and wouldn't come to hurt Dorian, since I can't fight and I don't know how to be cool like Ulala in Space Channel 5, so I wouldn't know how to protect him myself, so I thought I would just protect his identity and keep him as a secret cat. But now the same boy from before just told me he was lying about the cat burglars and that there aren't really any people after my cat, so it's safe for him to come out now. But someone else says that her cat was stolen once, so I'm not sure if the coast is actually clear... It's very confusing.
[ There was very little oxygen in all that. Sorry, Alisha. ]