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[ he went from REALITY CHECK, to DK HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS, to FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO CHEER UP (so she'll stop crying because ohmygod even though he's the worst crybaby he cannot handle other crybabies holyshitttt), to ... oh, Oscar Wilde, lol! (._. ); ]
He's wonderful! Not that I've ever chanced to meet him, you know, but I like to read him! Or, have Claude read him to me. Although, I've never heard of The Picture of Dorian Gray.
I wonder if it simply hasn't been written in our time yet.